I Can Only Please One Person Slate Coaster

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A bundle of 4 coasters is also available! Mix and match designs or create a matching set.

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Add some dry humor to your home or workspace with this engraved slate coaster featuring the sarcastic saying: “I Can Only Please One Person Per Day. Today Isn’t Your Day. Tomorrow Isn’t Looking Good Either.” A perfect pick for anyone who appreciates a little sass with their morning coffee or evening drink.

Made from natural slate, each coaster has its own unique edges and texture. The crisp laser engraving stands out beautifully against the dark slate surface, ensuring the text stays bold and clear over time.

Details: 

- Size: Approximately 4" x 4"
(size may vary slightly due to natural slate)
- Material: Slate
- Color: Black
- Finish: Clear protective coating
- Protective pads on the bottom to help prevent scratching
- Easy to clean and naturally heat-resistant
- Care: Hand wash only; do not soak or place in dishwasher
- Use: Ideal for everyday use, entertaining, home bars, or gifting!