Today's Forecast Slate Coaster

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A bundle of 4 coasters is also available! Mix and match designs or create a matching set.

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Add a splash of humor to your home, bar, or workspace with this engraved slate coaster featuring the witty forecast: “Today’s Forecast: Scattered Sarcasm With a Strong Chance of Muttered Profanities.” Perfect for anyone who appreciates a realistic weather report, especially on tough days.

Crafted from natural slate, each coaster showcases its own unique edges and organic texture. The bold laser engraving contrasts beautifully against the dark slate, ensuring long-lasting clarity and charm.

Details: 

- Size: Approximately 4" x 4"
(size may vary slightly due to natural slate)
- Material: Slate
- Color: Black
- Finish: Clear protective coating
- Protective pads on the bottom to help prevent scratching
- Easy to clean and naturally heat-resistant
- Care: Hand wash only; do not soak or place in dishwasher
- Use: Ideal for everyday use, entertaining, home bars, or gifting!